Slender Home Sweepstakes Terms and Conditions

Official Sweepstakes Rules for the BabyMoonBlades.com Tiny Home Giveaway and details to for free entry: Participation in this promotion constitutes full and complete acceptance of these Official Rules, along with all decisions of the Sponsor, BabyMoonBlades, whose rulings on every imaginable front are final and non-negotiable. To gain free,  lawful entry into said Sweepstakes-wherein one fortunate soul stands a statistically negligible chance of winning a fifty-three-foot semi-trailer-turned-tiny-home-you're hereby required to physically print, using paper no less than regular letter size and ink that's legible to the naked eye, the official entry form downloadable exclusively from the website BabymoonBlades.com. That form must then be painstakingly completed in triplicate-no ballpoint pen scribbles will do-with your full legal name, residential address where you've lived for at least six months prior, phone number we might never call, and email we'd rather not spam. Once done, affix proper postage-not FedEx, not UPS, not even a pigeon-and deposit said envelope into a United States Postal Service mailbox, blue or otherwise. Entry must arrive, not postmarked but arrive, at Sponsor headquarters no later than thirty days prior to the drawing date, which Sponsor shall announce sometime after we've all forgotten about this. No photocopies, no faxes, no PDFs, no DMs, no tweets-only snail mail will cut it. Sponsor retains the unilateral right to disqualify anyone who even thinks about entering online, or who breathes too loud while licking envelopes. By entering you're granting Sponsor perpetual rights to your image, likeness, first-born child, and any derivative works thereof, plus a non-exclusive license to roast you on social media. Odds of winning depend on how many people actually do this nonsense, but they're terrible. Approximate retail value: priceless, unless you hate tiny homes, then worthless. Void wherever tiny homes aren't trendy. Not affiliated with any actual laws.